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I didn’t write this week – I’m sorry. . . and now I’m heading on vacation and to my baby brother’s wedding. But I promise, the stories will be worth the wait!
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“Barbie-Speak”
You'll have to learn these terms if you want to know what's going on in Barbie's World
Side Hustle: n; a second job one takes to make extra money
The Mafia: n; the best group of women you will ever meet; the group is comprised of D-Magic, C-Murder, 'Nika Baby and Country Club Barbie
Snarky / Cunty: adj; a manner of addressing a person that is especially sarcastic, condescending and/or rude; see also: ubersnark and thundercunt
Ken:n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him lovingly; a term of endearment
HP: n; Harry Potter; see also: The Boy Who Lived
Voldemort / Voldy / He Who Must Not Be Named: n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him in a not so loving way; a term of endearment
Emily: n; an assistant or for the non-PC secretary; adopted from the book and movie "The Devil Wears Prada"
WOOT!: an expression of joy, excitement or sheer delight; see: Pink is the New Blog
"T" & "R": a deliberate and systematic insertion of the letter "T" or "R" into a word to emphasize the importance of said word; the "T" or "R" must always be capitalized to gain the desired effect; i.e. mornTing, funTy, skinTy, gotcheR, delteR airlines
please note: capitalizing a "T" or "R" in a word that is already in possession of the letter rarely works
Tomfoolery: n; foolish behavior; see also foolishness and coonery
"Of a certain:" phrase; emphasizing the importance of your membership into a select group or gathering; should not be used by commoners; i.e. "I'm a man of a certain profession," or "women of a certain age should not wear fishnet stockings."
Nerd: n; term of endearment for persons of extreme intelligence; most of my friends are nerds and I belong to an organization called "Nerd Phi Nerd"
Gotcha: n; extremely juicy gossip or hilarious story; see also: gotcha gotcha, gotcher
Der Gotchen: n; international gotcha
Boss-o: adj; extra as the dickens
"The Dickens:" phrase; as hell
"Dumbest Smart Person:" phrase: a very smart person who is also very, very dumb
Horror-scope: n; horoscope
And Things: n; et cetera
Swagmatics: The mathematical study of swag by which a person’s numerical ranking is derived
Lurve: v; love
LBD: n, abbr; little black dress
Chopped and Screwed: v; rejected; dissed
DWTS: abbr; Dancing With the Stars
RSS feed: phrase; Random Safe Sex
Randumb: adj; spontaneous stupidity
Recessionista: n; A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship
Side Hustle: n; a second job one takes to make extra money
The Mafia: n; the best group of women you will ever meet; the group is comprised of D-Magic, C-Murder, 'Nika Baby and Country Club Barbie
Snarky / Cunty: adj; a manner of addressing a person that is especially sarcastic, condescending and/or rude; see also: ubersnark and thundercunt
Ken:n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him lovingly; a term of endearment
HP: n; Harry Potter; see also: The Boy Who Lived
Voldemort / Voldy / He Who Must Not Be Named: n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him in a not so loving way; a term of endearment
Emily: n; an assistant or for the non-PC secretary; adopted from the book and movie "The Devil Wears Prada"
WOOT!: an expression of joy, excitement or sheer delight; see: Pink is the New Blog
"T" & "R": a deliberate and systematic insertion of the letter "T" or "R" into a word to emphasize the importance of said word; the "T" or "R" must always be capitalized to gain the desired effect; i.e. mornTing, funTy, skinTy, gotcheR, delteR airlines
please note: capitalizing a "T" or "R" in a word that is already in possession of the letter rarely works
Tomfoolery: n; foolish behavior; see also foolishness and coonery
"Of a certain:" phrase; emphasizing the importance of your membership into a select group or gathering; should not be used by commoners; i.e. "I'm a man of a certain profession," or "women of a certain age should not wear fishnet stockings."
Nerd: n; term of endearment for persons of extreme intelligence; most of my friends are nerds and I belong to an organization called "Nerd Phi Nerd"
Gotcha: n; extremely juicy gossip or hilarious story; see also: gotcha gotcha, gotcher
Der Gotchen: n; international gotcha
Boss-o: adj; extra as the dickens
"The Dickens:" phrase; as hell
"Dumbest Smart Person:" phrase: a very smart person who is also very, very dumb
Horror-scope: n; horoscope
And Things: n; et cetera
Swagmatics: The mathematical study of swag by which a person’s numerical ranking is derived
Lurve: v; love
LBD: n, abbr; little black dress
Chopped and Screwed: v; rejected; dissed
DWTS: abbr; Dancing With the Stars
RSS feed: phrase; Random Safe Sex
Randumb: adj; spontaneous stupidity
Recessionista: n; A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship
Potent Quotables
Just some potent, humorous and thought provoking quotes for you
"Sheek. Cats have jackets. VERY, VERY classy."
"You can either fall apart or rise to the challenge of pulling yourself out of this sh*t storm"
"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"
"Happiness doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."
"'For I know the thoughts I think towards you,' saith the Lord. 'Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you an expected end.'" - Jeremiah 29:11
"Sheek. Cats have jackets. VERY, VERY classy."
"You can either fall apart or rise to the challenge of pulling yourself out of this sh*t storm"
"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"
"Happiness doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."
"'For I know the thoughts I think towards you,' saith the Lord. 'Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you an expected end.'" - Jeremiah 29:11
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