Barbie's Dream House

You'll have to learn these terms if you want to know what's going on in Barbie's World

Side Hustle: n; a second job one takes to make extra money

The Mafia: n; the best group of women you will ever meet; the group is comprised of D-Magic, C-Murder, 'Nika Baby and Country Club Barbie

Snarky / Cunty: adj; a manner of addressing a person that is especially sarcastic, condescending and/or rude; see also: ubersnark and thundercunt

Ken:n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him lovingly; a term of endearment

HP: n; Harry Potter; see also: The Boy Who Lived

Voldemort / Voldy / He Who Must Not Be Named: n; How we will refer to my Ex when we are speaking of him in a not so loving way; a term of endearment

Emily: n; an assistant or for the non-PC secretary; adopted from the book and movie "The Devil Wears Prada"

WOOT!: an expression of joy, excitement or sheer delight; see: Pink is the New Blog

"T" & "R": a deliberate and systematic insertion of the letter "T" or "R" into a word to emphasize the importance of said word; the "T" or "R" must always be capitalized to gain the desired effect; i.e. mornTing, funTy, skinTy, gotcheR, delteR airlines
please note: capitalizing a "T" or "R" in a word that is already in possession of the letter rarely works

Tomfoolery: n; foolish behavior; see also foolishness and coonery

"Of a certain:" phrase; emphasizing the importance of your membership into a select group or gathering; should not be used by commoners; i.e. "I'm a man of a certain profession," or "women of a certain age should not wear fishnet stockings."

Nerd: n; term of endearment for persons of extreme intelligence; most of my friends are nerds and I belong to an organization called "Nerd Phi Nerd"

Gotcha: n; extremely juicy gossip or hilarious story; see also: gotcha gotcha, gotcher

Der Gotchen: n; international gotcha

Boss-o: adj; extra as the dickens

"The Dickens:" phrase; as hell

"Dumbest Smart Person:" phrase: a very smart person who is also very, very dumb

Horror-scope: n; horoscope

And Things: n; et cetera

Swagmatics: The mathematical study of swag by which a person’s numerical ranking is derived

Lurve: v; love

LBD: n, abbr; little black dress

Chopped and Screwed: v; rejected; dissed

DWTS: abbr; Dancing With the Stars

RSS feed: phrase; Random Safe Sex

Randumb: adj; spontaneous stupidity

Recessionista: n; A person who is able to remain stylish during times of economic hardship

Just some potent, humorous and thought provoking quotes for you

"Sheek. Cats have jackets. VERY, VERY classy."

"You can either fall apart or rise to the challenge of pulling yourself out of this sh*t storm"

"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together"

"Happiness doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."

"'For I know the thoughts I think towards you,' saith the Lord. 'Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you an expected end.'" - Jeremiah 29:11

All images on http://barbiesdreamhouse.wordpress.com are readily available in various places on the Internet and believed to be in public domain. Images posted are believed to be posted within our rights according to the U.S. Copyright Fair Use Act (title 17, U.S. Code.)